LAUGH TIME
1. "I shall not wash you one after the other as your mother does, I have no time for that."
2. "What time do you get up in summer?" "When the sun comes to my window." "Isn't that very early?" "Oh, no, my room faces north."
3. Larry: I shall not go to school any more.
Mother: But why, my dear?
Larry: On Monday the teacher said 4 and 4 is 8. On Tuesday she said 7 and 1 is 8. Today she said 6 and 2 is 8. I shall not go back to school again till the teacher knows Arithmetic herself.
2. "What time do you get up in summer?" "When the sun comes to my window." "Isn't that very early?" "Oh, no, my room faces north."
3. Larry: I shall not go to school any more.
Mother: But why, my dear?
Larry: On Monday the teacher said 4 and 4 is 8. On Tuesday she said 7 and 1 is 8. Today she said 6 and 2 is 8. I shall not go back to school again till the teacher knows Arithmetic herself.
4. "How old are you, sonny?" asked an old man a little boy in the park.
"Six," came a quick answer.
"Six," repeated the old man, "and yet you are not as tall as my umbrella."
"And how old is your umbrella?" asked the boy.
5. Harry: I think it's getting late. What does your watch say?
В о b: Just what it always says 'tick, tock'.
В о b: Just what it always says 'tick, tock'.
6. One day Pete came home from school and said, "I was the only pupil today who couid answer the teacher's question."
"There's a good boy, Pete. How nice of you. And what was the question?"
"The teacher asked, 'Who broke the window in the classroom?'"
7. Dick had bad marks. Father said, "If you learn well I'll give you a bicycle." "All right!" said Dick. "I'll learn well." And Dick began to learn better and Father gave him a bicycle.
In a month Dick got bad marks again. Father asked him, "Dick, what's the matter? You have got bad marks again. What did you do this month?''
"I was busy with my bicycle," answered Dick.
"There's a good boy, Pete. How nice of you. And what was the question?"
"The teacher asked, 'Who broke the window in the classroom?'"
7. Dick had bad marks. Father said, "If you learn well I'll give you a bicycle." "All right!" said Dick. "I'll learn well." And Dick began to learn better and Father gave him a bicycle.
In a month Dick got bad marks again. Father asked him, "Dick, what's the matter? You have got bad marks again. What did you do this month?''
"I was busy with my bicycle," answered Dick.
